things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
I’ve been looking for this clip for months. The episode is on right now so it finally helped me find it.
I am Michael. We are the same person.
L O L ALWAYS
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
sometimes I wish I could be a bird so I could watch all the football games for free
and shit on players I hate