johnnykillss:

the way to a woman’s heart is through football jerseys and tickets and whoever’s telling you otherwise is lying 

(via amandaquegolazo)

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Movies I’m excited for
  • After Earth 
  • Anchorman 2
  • Now You See Me
  • The Wolverine 
  • Man of Steel 
  • Monsters University

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narvaezs:

i pledge allegiance

to the band

of mr. shneebly

and will not fight him for creative control

and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band

(via forgiven-andfree)

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"My Dad's a Cop"
  • A creep stands beside Juanita and I
  • Juanita: My father is a cop
  • Me: What? (confused)
  • Juanita: My father is a cop in Brooklyn. (nudging me to look at the creep)
  • Me: Oh really? How is your father's cop job?
  • Juanita: It's good...Fighting crime..Trying to save the world...And he comes just in time...Power Puff Girls..
  • Me: -______-
  • This is how you scare off creeps
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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: happybirthdaypetetownshend, via diiru0)

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